Bedtime Stories for Privileged Children: Charming Tales of Wealth and Entitlement for Tots Who Were Simply Born Better
by Daniel Foxx
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Description
‘As if Succession was turned into a series of Ladybird books’ - THE TIMES
‘A terribly funny book from an absolutely disgraceful person’ -JOE LYCETT
‘Daniel’s writing is hilarious, although it makes me worry about how I’m bringing my children up’ - JOSH WIDDICOMBE
‘Finally! Some stories to shut those little brats up who disturb me at brunch!’ -TOM ALLEN
Author and comedian Daniel Foxx presents a wonderful collection of stories especially for the little darlings of the fabulously wealthy - that can also be enjoyed by YOU, the downtrodden, pitiful, ordinary adult!
Read about the everyday adventures of Rupert, Shallotte and Genevievette as they ski, holiday, and drift around Selfridges - whilst always keeping a healthy distance from the dreaded hoi polloi!
Other magical adventures include:
Rupert goes on holiday! But what is ‘duty free’? And why do poor people love it so much?
Cosmo goes to state school, where the teachers wear jeans and no-one can understand Latin!
Lily goes with Daddy to work! And fires Kate from marketing!!
BEDTIME STORIES FOR PRIVILEGED CHILDREN is the perfect Christmas gift - whether you’re wintering in Aspen, summering in Tuscany, or simply want to keep the little ones quiet in the back of the Range Rover Evoque.
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Contains adult language
Details
Bedtime Stories for Privileged Children: Charming Tales of Wealth and Entitlement for Tots Who Were Simply Born Better
by Daniel Foxx
ISBN
9781800962095
Publisher
Octopus Publishing Group
Binding
Hardback
Publication date
Sept. 12, 2024
Dimensions
15.8cm x 21.8cm x 1.4cm